So you’re Vladimir Putin, and you have a Formula 1 Grand Prix coming to your country in under a week. You could give Petrov or Kyvat a ring and ask for some tips to sound F1-savvy… or you could just jump into a car yourself.
Of course, you have to have shirts made to sell. You are Vladimir Putin, F1 World Champion, after all.
*Random, I know. See, this is what happens when my kart is broken. You get posts like this…*
